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Looking for a Smart and Sassy BBW
Age 53 From North Las Vegas, Nevada -
Online - Over 2 weeks ago Man Seeking A Woman
Basic Information
| I Can Speak | English, Binary |
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| I Would Describe Myself As | Elvis and Johnny Deep had a fat kid that likes to party, make people laugh, has a great cock, gives great head, and can kick it old school. |
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| Sign | Pisces |
Appearance & Situation
| My Body Type Is | Heavyset |
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| My Height Is | 6' 3 (1.91 m) |
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| My Eyes Are | Brown |
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| My Ethnicity Is | Caucasian |
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| My Marital Situation Is | Divorced |
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| I Have Kids | No |
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| I Want Kids | Not Sure |
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| My Best Feature Is | Smile |
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| My Hair Is | Brown |
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| I Have One Or More Of These | No pets |
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| Willing To Relocate | Yes |
Status
| My Education Level Is | Some College |
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| My Current Employment Status Is | Full-time |
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| My Speciality Is | Art / Music / Literature |
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| My Job Title Is | Ask me |
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| I Make This Much In A Year | More Than $150,000USD |
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| I Live | Alone |
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| At Home | Friends Come Over Occasionally |
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| I'm A Smoker | No |
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| I Drink | Yes - Socially |
Personality
| Back In High School, I Was A | Cool Dude |
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| My Social Behavior Is | Comedic, Flirtatious, Friendly, Outgoing, Reserved, Strange |
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| My Interest And Hobbies Are | Arts & Crafts, Cars, Clubbing / Bar Hopping, Computers, Cooking, Dancing, Fishing / Hunting, Internet, Gambling, Games, Movies, Music, Photography, Reading, Theater, Travel, Volunteering |
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| My Idea Of A Great Time Is | Hanging Out With Friends, Going To A Casino, Going To A Concert, Going To A Museum, Partying, Playing Video Games, Reading A Book, Relaxing, The Movies |
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| An Ideal First Date Would Be | Dinner and a donkey show |
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| I've Always Wanted To Try | To learn Spanish |
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| My Friends Describe Me As Being | Cool, Raunchy, Obscure |
Views
| My Religion Is | Spiritual But Not Religious |
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| I Attend Services | Never |
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| My Political Views Are | Very Liberal |
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| My Goal In Life Is | Sell my book |
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| My Kind Of Humor Is | Campy, Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Obscure, Raunchy |
Taste
| On Tv, I Always Watch | I Don't Like Tv |
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| When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A | Comedy |
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| When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To | I'm A Recording Artist |
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| When I Read, I Always Read | I'm An Author |
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| My Idea Of Fun Is | Baby oil wrestling |
Looking for
| What Do You Find Attractive? | Boldness, Flirtatiousness, Good Looks, Great Skills, Humor, Intelligence, Money, Oddities, Power, Sensitivity, Spontaneity, Thoughtfullness, Wit |
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| What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking? | Friend, Date, Other, Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Domination, Bondage, Just Wanna Fuck |
